my sexuality: pictures of the lotr cast dorking about in full costume
until i die, i will never fangirl over the cast of a movie the way i do with the LotR cast. ;)
So the fat cross dressing kid has a boner for the kid in the green hat but his affections were rejected so now he's dating that little blonde boy that sings about apples to make the green hat kid jealous. The alcoholic kid with severe emotional problems is also in love with the boy with the green hat but he has no balls so he won't tell him and dates that purple hat girl that's probably a lesbian, so they are like each other's beards. And you see those two that are always standing next to each other? The boy with the orange jacket and the asshole kid? Yeah they want to bang each other.
What about the green hat boy?
Well he seriously needs to calm his tits, look at him, he's like a pre-teen girl on her period raging around all over the place!
Does he want to bang anyone?
No? He's seems to disgusted by everyone to want to bang them. They all want to bang him though.
Hear me out Disney
Instead of a frozen ride, perhaps a house of mouse restaurant that has live entertainment, character dining and shows classic Mickey Mouse cartoons.
We should also change Pizza Port into Pizza Planet. It wouldn’t even be that hard but I guess shutting it down for even a few days means a loss of profit and it’s a huge venue for food so people can’t eat there.
I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS
well you are gonna just adore my penis
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Don’t you hate when you ask people things out of curiosity and they reply making fun of you?
people who say the n word and the f word make me angry
GENNDY TARTAKOVSKY + POPEYE???????
You know what’s better than friends going out without inviting you? Friends who do that and then say you were there.
While you weren’t.
A smiley guide I made to my mom because she doesn’t understand my smileys (3 first pictures)
The quadruple chin though. Glorious
This. This exactly.
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Do you have any pictures of dogs running so fast they look like they're hover-crafts? Love your blog by the way, totally brightens my day!
ACTIVATING LAUNCH SEQUENCE IN 3.. 2..1